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[CRATE] · Low-End Crate Alchemists & Unquantized Beat Konductas1995–Present // Unquantized MPC3000 Swing, SP-303 Loops & Deep Crates
Detroit, MI · Active 1995–Present

OH NO

Real Name: Oh No · Handle: @ohno

MPC & SP-1200 Beatmaking (Core Roster Selector)

OH NO (Oh No) is a documented selector and collective member of [CRATE] Low-End Crate Alchemists & Unquantized Beat Konductas. Representing Detroit, MI / Oxnard / Los Angeles, CA, OH NO helped shape CRATE's battle wax legacy, hardware craft, and international sound system sessions.

“Rejecting rigid computer quantization, J Dilla turned off time-correction on his Akai MPC3000 to invent a human, drunken-time feel that reshaped modern music, while Madlib, Peanut Butter Wolf, and The Alchemist dug into Brazilian, psych-rock, library, and soul records worldwide.”

4-Part Studio & Stage Hardware Blueprint

01 // Turntables & Decks
Akai MPC3000
02 // Battle or Rotary Mixer
Boss SP-303 Dr. Sample
03 // Sampler & Drum Machine
Roland SP-404
04 // Cartridges & Stylus Needles
Shure M44-7 Turntablist Needles & Butter Rugs
Signature Turntablist & Production Techniques
Turntablist Scratch ArchitectureTwo-Copy Beat Juggling12-Bit Drum & Sample ChoppingAll-Vinyl Club & Battle Selection
Essential Break Record / Masterpiece Wax
Donuts (J Dilla) / Shades of Blue & Madvillainy (Madlib) / Israeli Salad (The Alchemist)

Selector Telemetry & Skill Metrics

Scratching & Fader Precision94 / 100
Beat Juggling & Pocket93 / 100
Sample Chopping & Drums91 / 100
Crate Depth & Rare Breaks95 / 100
Crowd & Dancefloor Command92 / 100
Booking & Appearance Tier: Headline Festival, Club & Masterclass Selector

VERIFIED OH NO ROUTINES & SETS

DIRECT DJ & BEATMAKER SHOP // OH NO

OH NO RECORD CRATE, DRUM KITS & MERCH

Official 12-inch skipless battle records, custom Technics slipmat pairs, hardware drum kits, and heavyweight apparel from OH NO ([CRATE]).

CRATE SECTION:
OH NO // SIGNATURE 12" BATTLE BREAKS & SCRATCH TOOL
12-Inch Battle Wax & Break Records$40

OH NO // SIGNATURE 12" BATTLE BREAKS & SCRATCH TOOL

Pressed on heavyweight 180g wax: OH NO's personal skipless scratch sentences, drum breaks, and tone-play scales.

OH NO // PERSONAL HARDWARE DRUM KIT & CHOP ARCHIVE
MPC & SP-1200 Drum Kits & Sample Packs$49

OH NO // PERSONAL HARDWARE DRUM KIT & CHOP ARCHIVE

Recorded directly through OH NO's Akai MPC3000 + Boss SP-303 Dr. Sample: punchy kicks, snapping snares, hi-hat runs, and royalty-cleared stabs.

OH NO // CUSTOM FELT TURNTABLE SLIPMAT PAIR
Custom Technics Slipmats & Control Vinyl$30

OH NO // CUSTOM FELT TURNTABLE SLIPMAT PAIR

Signature OH NO custom-printed glazed bottom slipmats for 12-inch Technics platters.

OH NO // HEAVYWEIGHT HARDWARE SCHEMATIC TEE
Heavyweight Crew & DJ Apparel$45

OH NO // HEAVYWEIGHT HARDWARE SCHEMATIC TEE

Boxy 280gsm combed-cotton tee featuring OH NO's Akai MPC3000 & Roland SP-404 rig diagram.